Pimps and more!

The second issue is out, and Poe's mom get's a smack-down... sweet. Anyways, whenever anyone reads this, enjoy to the fullest! And don't worry because more pimps, hoes, and crime fighting action is on the way. Also, until march 16th, our official comic format will be a little messed up. But not to worry, for on the 18th, Poepoe will look better than ever!
Well... seeing as we are talking about comics in general, A.D. Die and I (The Great Grim) saw The Watchmen yesterday, and since this is a blog, I can rant about it. So, this bring us to the first ever...

GrimReview! The Watchmen.... Rated R
Who watches the watchmen??? Me, that's who! Ok, I'm gonna be fair about this (more fair then Ms. Die I mean). The movie had great strengths and weakness, and I will try to minimize the comparison to the book. I'll start with the cons and move to the pros , so don't think I'm badmouthing the whole thing, just please read it all first. Alright, what the hell was with the music? It was really in your face. So much so that it brought me out of the movie and made me realize that I was in a theater. Not good for suspending my disbelief. Second, half the acting was lacking for such a large production. The owl and the daughter of the Silk Specter, who both dominated the movie for the sex hungry masses, had little tangible personality, not because the actors couldn't pull it off, but because their characters were written for the movie as if they were suppose to be in a cheap soap opera. Speaking of which, that sex scene was particularly a porno. I don't need to see hip-to-hip thrusting to understand that they were having sex. It's a long movie anyways, so they could've cut that scene in half, we could have all rented porn afterwards, and we'd still get it. Also, the Comedian and Ozymandias were huge characters to the plot, but were given little real scene time to make way for drawn-out love scenes. I don't know about you, but I went to see the Watchmen to see revenge, violence, and society at it's worst... Allen Moore's specialties. Speaking of which, onto the pros. Sweet fight scenes, though they could have been longer. Rorschach could have been messed up easily, but he was done prefect to the 'T'. He was a little hard to hear at times, but the psychopath shown through perfectly. The story was retold well, though it certainly would have been better in two parts. This would have brought out all the back-story needed, added more violence, and allowed the long ass sex scene most laymen want anyways. I mean, come on, Kill Bill was two parts, and that did a little too well. Oh, also, the biggest plus of the movie... Blue Dong. Love it. Awesome.

Die's Review

Okay, this should be short and simple. I'm sure you've already had enough of my partner's long windedness..... Unlike my friend, I could not find any pros to this movie. It was an action movie with no action. It was mindless and mind numbing. Hell, I felt like I wanted to blow out my brains so I could stop thinking of blue "dong". It was a childs tale with a pyschopath and sex placed in, so the adults could feel better about themselves for watching a comic book movie, just as most animation is CG so people can feel better for not watching cartoons...
In the end, you have to be an asshole (like Grim here) to throw your money away to watch the movie in a time of economic crisis...ish..

Hello Readers

First off, Grim and I would love to thank you for taking the time to read our comic. Second, the sizes of the comics will change by the end of the March, 2009 to a larger, easier to read format. M.R. just did a bad editing job seeing as this is his first web comic. But he's sexy, so it's ok!

Alright, what to expect!... not much. J/K. We will post a new issue every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The covers to each new story arc will appear the day before the newest issue.

For all those people who stumble upon our comic, this is the official synopsis:
"In a world gone bad, infested by pimps, creepy ravens, and cats confused with their own sexuality, one feline stands against the flood of insanity. This crime stopper is known merely as PoePoe!
This brave heroine dawns her skintight pants and hooded cowl, though not much else, as she strikes at the corruption of society. While meeting annoying allies along the way, PoePoe takes on challenge after challenge on her way to the greatest battle anthro-chibi-kind has ever seen! Watch as our semi-nudist avenger saves THE WORLD… maybe…"
The full story can be found at http://poefiles.comicgenesis.com/ along with soon (or not soon) to come: art gallerys, fan pics, and IRL pics of the real, living, annoying inspiration for this unique character.
We will continue to work on the site so it won't always look like crap. We don't know html, we're sorry, but it's true. But thank you for sticking with us and our adventurious kitten.

Your friends, and soon to be stalkers,

M.R. Grim and A.D. Die